It gets worse

Slurpees. The. Size. Of. Petrol. Tankers. Big, horrible slurpees that has us reaching for a bucket.

Wow, we think the Krispy Kreme donuts looked bad. All we imagine is this second tanker full to the brim with whatever awful colored Slurpees are slapped to side of the tank. It’s not nice.

All we can imagine is the driver backing into a petrol station, unraveling the nozzle, twisting it into a deep metal slot and pumping that slurp straight into the underground tank that obviously feeds the frozen slush machines lined up next to the cash register.

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